CONTEST: Free Pair of Gorgeous Hose to Best ‘Ask Astrid’ Question


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Miss Astrid is giving away a FREE pair of GORGEOUS hose by Erica M. to the best question she receives about beauty, love or relationships by Monday, April 22, at 10pm Eastern Time.

Erica M.s designs are the underground’s most sought after, exciting new line of women’s bodywear. These are designs that take sensuality light years beyond thigh-high, lace-topped silk nylons, providing illusions that conjure up intelligently sophisticated erotic visions. All Erica M. bodywear designs are made in Italy of the finest yarns according to exceptionally high quality standards.

Want a chance to win a free pair? Check out Erica M and email your question now to  askastrid@burlesquebeat.com.

Contest rules: Other than getting your question in by Monday, April 22, at 10pm Easter Time, there are none.

Miss Astrid’s mother was a Bavarian Princess.  Her father worked in a German freakshow billed as “World’s Tiniest, Meanest Man.”  Her mentor in singing and love was Sammy Davis Jr. The above qualifies her as an expert on everything.  ”I already have an opinion.  You just don’t know it yet.”

Pearls of wisdom from “the true weimar fraulein” will be delivered on the last Friday of every month, and we welcome you to ask Miss Astrid anything you like. Email her at askastrid@burlesquebeat.com. You can also tweet her.  She likes that. Please address your question “To the Almighty Miss Astrid Von Voomer,” or “Dearest Miss Astrid,” or at the very least, “Dear Miss Astrid,” and sign your question with your name, city and state/country. Please. Let’s not piss her off. And remember, this is the advice you need—not the advice you want.

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