Miss Astrid is giving away THIS SUPER SEXY SCARF to her favorite question of the summer. Ask Miss Astrid about beauty, health, love, relationships–ask her anything. We dare you.
You’re invited to skinny dip with these pearl diving beauties in search of sunken treasures! Add a touch of naughty scuba to your day. Vice Merchants scarves are 200 thread count percale 100% long staple cotton. Made with love in Spain.
”I already have an opinion. You just don’t know it yet.”–Miss Astrid
Don’t wait. Email your question now to firstname.lastname@example.org for a chance to win this beautiful, original scarf.
Contest rules: Other than getting your question in as quickly as possible, there are none.
Miss Astrid’s mother was a Bavarian Princess. Her father worked in a German freakshow billed as “World’s Tiniest, Meanest Man.” Her mentor in singing and love was Sammy Davis Jr. The above qualifies her as an expert on everything.
Pearls of wisdom from “the true weimar fraulein” will be delivered on the last Friday of every month, and we welcome you to ask Miss Astrid anything you like. Email her at email@example.com. You can also tweet her. She likes that. Please address your question “To the Almighty Miss Astrid Von Voomer,” or “Dearest Miss Astrid,” or at the very least, “Dear Miss Astrid,” and sign your question with your name, city and state/country. Please. Let’s not piss her off. And remember, this is the advice you need—not the advice you want.