One of the best things about finding ourselves on the proper side of Moonlight Savings Time is that we finally have longer swaths of darkness in which to explore our hedonism. Top of the list of your purveyors of such indulgences is the Envoy of Excess, Doc Wasabassco, who, pound for pound, guilders for g-strings, produces more spectacles of burlesque in this shadowy metropolis than Ryan Gosling sets young hearts aflame. Stretched simile? Not a chance. Gosling only offers one model of fleshy perfection for slow perusal and distant fantasy–the Fake Doctor offers multitudes, for all tastes, for most kinks, LIVE, and at most venues, close up.
How is this news? IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN–when Doc gets so full of glee, mischief, and high-pitched maniacal glistening that he throws down not one, but TWO nights of overstuffed mayhem. (Cue oversized sex toy slapping against large, mahogony desktop.) SLAP! Thank you for fantasizing! Wasabassco favorites like Gal Friday, Hazel Honeysuckle, and Nasty Canasta will bring their snap-daggerest do-diligences to rub metaphorical no-no parts up against acts from Mr. Gorgeous, Stache Novak (is that a real stage name?) and unprounceables like “Taradise.” What to expect? Well, that’s a dangerous pastime and is not recommend–it leads to losing put bets like, “Surely Nasty Canasta won’t use a grinder to shoot metal sparks off the stage” or, “No one’s mad enough to turn Stormy Leather into a Cylon.” Bring your earplugs, pad your liquor, and don’t eat any special brownies before halftime–there’s sure to be a wicked late-program surprise in store. See you at the afterparty! (If you know the password.)
Hosted by GiGi La Femme, Nasty Canasta, Sapphire Jones, Stache Novak and Doc Wasabassco.
With performances by: Amanda Whip, BooBess, Cherry La Voix, Dolly Debutante, Evelyn Vinyl, Gal Friday, GiGi La Femme, Go-Go Harder, Hazel Honeysuckle, Heather Holliday, Jenny C’est Quoi, Kobayashi Maru, Lily Faye, Living Statue Galatea, Mala Morrigan, Marlo Marquise, Medianoche, Mischief Molly, Mr. Gorgeous, Nasty Canasta, Nikki Le Villain, Penny Wren, Sapphire Jones, Scarlet Sinclair, Stache Novak, Stormy Leather, Taradise, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Vikki Likkerish, Zoe Ziegfeld, Doc Wasabassco, and more.
Friday November 8 and Sunday November 10 The Bell House (149 7th Street, Brooklyn)
General Admission: $20
BONUS: 40% off naughty bedsheets from Vice Merchants when you use the code “Doc” at checkout.